Given the amount of money about to be p****d away on her funeral, one should perhaps remember the funeral of the famous taxer of p***, the emperor Vespasian
>....when he died, the famous comedian Favor, who had been chosen to wear his funeral mask in the procession and > give the customary imitations of his gestures and words, shouted to the procurators: `Hey! how much will all this cost?' > `A hundred thousand,' they answered. `Then I'll take a thousand down, and you can just pitch me into the Tiber. '